Rabunkenparty

by Santa Jaws

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Nipsy Trend OK the record is fucking solid guys! I love the juxtaposition of Deathcore, technical metal, hardcore and pop punk (sometimes all within a course of a single song ha). It's fun! Love the energy & tongue in cheek humor. The songwriting and musicianship is top notch, these cats can play. Special props to Steven's performance, guitar and vocal-wise. Awesome riffs and solos, great singing variety. Tony Jaws Pro Snacker, Straight Broke, Smoke & Blood, the title tack are all standout tracks. Love it!! Favorite track: Tony Jaws' Pro Snacker.
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released November 20, 2016

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We are Santa Jaws. Our mission is to make bitchin' music and to clear the scene of posers and hipsters.

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Track Name: Rabunkenparty
Call up your friends,
Tell 'em it's rabunken-night
Ditch your mom and dad
drink some energy.

First, you need to keep your life in front of you
Never stray too far from what you wanna do
Ditch everything that wont make you a bitching boy

Don't worry about the homework
School sucks anyways
Just get yout friends together
Go for a raft and start a band

Hey
Why don't you call in sick
Your friends are waiting for you
Don't be a dick
The movie's right
The babes are tight
You shouldn't miss out on this bitchin night

Hey
There's still much in your cup
We're not going home before the sun goes up
My mom's not here
The coast is clear
She will never know
No need to fear

You live your life,
Carreer and job,
But you and your friends go much too short
You hedge your bets
But you don't bet on yourself

This party is getting out of control
Smash Bros, sharks and hoes

WHAT THE FUCK?
You didn't bring no food
And ain't got no excuse
Get out, get some and come back here
By the way: You should quit your job
And your college degrees can suck my cock

Don't worry about your night shift
Your boss called yesterday
He said if you don't show up tonight
You needn't come in on monday

Hey
Why don't you call in sick
Your friends are waiting for you
Don't be a dick
The movie's right
The babes are tight
You shouldn't miss out on this bitchin night

Hey
There's still much in your cup
We're not going home before the sun goes up
My mom's not here
The coast is clear
She will never know
No need to fear
No fear
Track Name: Tony Jaws' Pro Snacker
Playing shows for the dirtbags wherever we can
put on a gig in a skatebowl but someone will complain
break a leg or an arm but we're still gonna play
Yeah we're still gonna play

Write an album for the kids who don't give a fuck
Ditching everything we can for the sake of the band
'Cause a band ain't just a band
We all share one dream
These people won't let me down
My band won't let me fall

I'm so sick of your questions
Always wondering what I'll do with my life
Please take a quick glimpse at yours, realize that
Yours is worse than mine

Security try to start some shit
You dont want beef with us
We'll kick your ass in the pit
We're coming at you
Just like a shark attack
So just suck it up
Or get the fuck back

Driving to the beach in our Volkswagen bus
spend a weekend at the coast, kickin' off some dust
freezin in the tent 'cause we ain't payin' rent
We don't wanna go back home again

Days on the road
I'm not looking back at the things you said
Can't wait to play some shows again
I'll settle for some distance

I'm so sick of your questions
Always wondering what I'll do with my life
Please take a quick glimpse at yours, realize that
Yours is worse than mine

Our intentions have remained the same
'Cause we know where we belong

If you wanna live like santa jaws
Follow these steps and you're good to go
Limit your diet to mexican food
Tacos, buritos, quesadillas and guac
Find us at the skatepark, come to the show
Bring some friends, catch a blow-up shark
Don't leave just yet we got some more
'Cause we'll rock this place with Angry Teencore
The fuck you want, man?
Why are your pants so tight?
Why does your girlfriend stay the night?
You think your shitty band can amuse her?
Guess what? you're a complete and total loser
Track Name: Ditch!
Ditch your lecture
Ditch your homework
Ditch your class
Ditch your college
Ditch your boss
Ditch your labour
Ditch your job
Ditch all duty

Ditch your stupid workout
And get some fuckin' fastfood instead
You take it all too seriously
So let's set some fuckin' fire

Ditch your douchy boyfriend
And give sexy Santa Jaws a shot
You know you want it
Grab your backstage pass
Hop on board of the Santa Jaws ride

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

Ditch your lecture
Ditch your homework
Ditch your class
Ditch your college
Ditch your boss
Ditch your labour
Ditch your job
Ditch all duty

Just ditch
We're fucking tired of your shit
Just ditch
Stop acting like a fucking dweeb
Just ditch
Stop snitchin' - start ditchin' - be bitchin'
Just ditch
Or get the fuck out.

Ditch

Ditch
Ditch
Ditch
Ditch
Ditch
Ditch
Ditch
Ditch
Track Name: Teenfare
Tonight's the night where I'm getting outta my cave
There's a party on the beach and fuck yeah I'll misbehave
Get rid of the people that are holdin you down
'Cause I'm picking you up at 8 you better be around

We're going to party freaking hardcore
Free drinks and booze and I'm sure there's a lot more
Girls tanned and tipsy wrestling in the sand
Good thing mom gave me teenfare beforehand

We'll get wasted
All night Long
Mom thinks that I'm studing at my friends
Still on teenfare
should I care?
Hope the girls don't see the
Mask I wear

It kinda sucks when you live on teenfare
Girls might ditch you and leave you out in the cold
But mom and dad will help you breathe for air
Until your band gets big or your paintings get sold

With parental finance your teenage dream will last
After years they will tell you "Bro, you're stuck in the past."
Only they will tell you you need a job to be bitchin'
Say "FUCK OFF", live with a stripper and ROCK for a livin'

Lets BOUNCE

Career, so wrong
Think twice, move on
Waning, interest
My life's, the best

We'll get wasted
All night Long
Mom thinks that I'm studying at my friend's
Still on teenfare
should I care?
endless waiting's enough to bear

TEENFARE.
Track Name: Watch Him Leave
She got her nose pierced
Her hair is all straightend
Her tats are fucking awesome
And she even ditches college like me

But she's driving me insane
Her boyfreind's to blame
He's such douch a she's a dime,
Girl I hope you know your wasting your time

I'd gladly watch him leave
He's a guy you should immediately ditch
Dweebs like him love to decieve
He's a rich-ass, fake-ass bitch
And some may call me naive
But at least I know what I stand for
You and me on a midsummer eve
And he won't matter anymore

In case of a sharknado
Dump that poser and come with me
I bought the survival handbook
'Cause I'm a boi who thinks ahead of things

And your boyfriend's so lame
He's a shitty part time DJ
You shouldn't spend all summer long
Getting wasted on cheep booze and cocaine

I'd gladly watch him leave
He's a guy you should immediately ditch
Dweebs like him love to decieve
He's a rich-ass, fake-ass bitch
And some may call me naive
But at least I know what I stand for
You and me on a midsummer eve
And he won't matter anymore

GO!

Finally got rid of the guy
Who'd constantly been pissin me off
Yeah

Go watch 90's mtv
And you'll totally know what the fuck I mean
Yeah

And now the bastard's gone
And there is nothing left to be said
Other than
Let's take his car and credit card
Drive to california, live on sunset boulevard
Track Name: Puberty
Never made it past Puberty
Never grew hair on my balls
I ask myself what's wrong with me
I play Pokémon everytime Dylan calls

Yo, this is Dylan calling
Why don't you come over to my place
We can Play Pokémon
I got Pokémon Stadium on my N64
We can go for a trade, yeah

Check that link-cable
Still rockin' them original editions red and blue
151 Pokémon, gotta catch 'am all
So get your ugly ass over here
Gotta evolve that Graveler
Steven. come on, yeah, yeah

Never made it past Puberty
Never grew hair on my balls
I ask myself what's wrong with me
I play Pokémon everytime Dylan calls

I went to see the doctor
So what'd he say?
He said: "What do you need?"
Uh-huh
I said: "I need some hair on my balls."
Sure do.
And a fanny to deposit my seed

Yeah
Listen

You need a girl that's on a higher level
Someone who takes the blame
And won't roll her eyes when you play video games
Someone who brings countless efforts
To keep you guys together
Whatever
It's bad enough to get through this shitty weather
But it will turn for the better when you finally score
And then you want some more
That's what you need them hoes for
But hoes want money and for money you need a job
But all jobs suck
So bring that one hot cousin to prom
Make them bitches jealous
And you'll get it on
So there you go
Have fun for one night
And nine months later you'll get confirmation of paternity
So these are the basic lessons you learn in puberty

Puberty
Puberty
Puberty

Yeah, Dylan out.
Track Name: Downtown
Hey brah aren't you sick of the nights
where there's no one left to talk to

Never thought you'd hold back
On your social life
Never thought you would cut back
Like this after school

Empty promises were made
And now we're here
We may think we're different now
But deep down we're still the same

Is it that hard to understand what we cling to?
The real question remains:

Can I get laid
In my bitchin' band
In a world of good-for-nothing DJs
And I know it seems like it's never gonna happen
While the girls are off clubbing downtown

Can I get laid?

Playing shows in empty halls
While the clubs are booming downtown
Where are all my friends
Who used to drop-kick in the pit?

Burn down the club
Punch the DJ in the chode

Wreck!
Wreck!
Wreck!
Wreck!
Wreck!
Wreck!
Wreck!
Wreck!

We're calling out this generation!

Can I get laid
In my bitchin' band
In a world of good-for-nothing DJs
At least I go my own way but I wonder
Will I stay a face in the crowd?

The summer's almost over
My friends are getting older
And everytime I see one of them mature
The more boredom I have to endure
But I'll stay strong

Can I get laid?

But I'll stay strong
Track Name: U.S.A.
Guess who got mail today?
All the way from the U.S.A.
I know 20 bucks ain't much but for me it's gold
'Cause my life sucks and..

This takes me back to where I used to be
A small boy in a big world with all these childhood dreams

Won't say im different, I can't say that I'm the same
All I know is a part of me won't keep treading current lane
The more I grow, the less I see
Unshackle me from the chains that are holding me

Mom's all in over her head and dad's too far gone
I just wanna redeem myself after all that's been going on
Deep down there's a longing for
A land I haven't seen in a long time
It doesnt matter where I go, nothing compares to home
U.S.A.!

Guess who got broke again?
I don't really care anymore
Never thought I'd need an angel to light my fucking way

Won't say im different, I can't say that I'm the same
All I know is a part of me won't keep treading current lane
The more I grow, the less I see
Unshackle me from the chains that are holding me

Mom's all in over her head and dad's too far gone
I just wanna redeem myself after all that's been going on
Deep down there's a longing for
A land I haven't seen in a long time
It doesnt matter where I go, nothing compares to home
U.S.A.!

How would I have turned out if I had stayed?
It's strange how it's a dream now so far away

When will this boi get what he deserves
Lack of motivation
So sick of hoping, waiting

Why can't everything fall in line
Why can't everything fall in line
By itself this time
Track Name: Straight Broke
Need to get my shit together
But I could use some fuckin help

STRAIGHT BROKE

In this world I can't afford most shit
'Cause the circumstances always play their cards against me

Fuck, no!
I don't wanna get a job
I'll just tour with my band
And keep on sleeping in the car
We don't need to be told
What we oughtta be
We're straight broke
but at least we're free

Bring it on
Every car I ever had broke down on me
I am fucking pissed

Straight broke
I'm always such a good example
Because I cannot afford the booze to get shitfaced
I am always the one sober enough to drive all the others home

STRAIGHT BROKE

What did I do wrong?
I try my best to be a bitching boi

How do druggies get their shit
If I can't afford a Happy Meal?
Why do bitches throw a fit
If I just want to seal the deal?

Fuckers out there paying shitloads of money
And still come around with a crappy sound
We might be broke, but our sound is dope
If you want it done right, do it on your own

Except if you don't have any talent you should just shut your fuckin'
BREE BREE BREE BREE
Track Name: Smoke & Blood
You've been let down
Once again
Sit alone
On your bed
No-one's there
But they care
You're not alone
In this mess

'Cause you got friends who care
And there's me
I'm there for you

Don't waste away in smoke and blood
You're so much better than this
Don't blame yourself for all that's going wrong
You deserve much better than this

I might not be your savior
But I can hold your hand
On the way back home

If you feel like
Everything you try fails
And no-one give's a fuck
Show some self-respect
You can't please them all

Don't waste away in smoke and blood
You're so much better than this
Don't blame yourself for all that's going wrong
You deserve much better than this

I might not be your savior
But I can hold your hand
On the way back home

Try to be strong
But if you can't fight this fight alone
Walk with me
Raise yourself and say:
"Fuck you, you can't bring me down!"

I am strong
I am proud
I am loved
Track Name: Catfished
This one time on Facebook
This girl really liked me
She was sending me hearts, X's and smilies
16 years old still a Virgin, pathetic
My heart was racing when she said i would get it
Hot british brunette with nice hair and Nice eyes
I told my best friend and the rest of the guys
That this night would be epic and nothing could change it and then I realized that I didn't have no money
But I still went

na na na na na na (girls)

So I stole cash from my mom and bought her some flowers
Took the train to the city minutes felt like hours
Sweating prefusely I could barely see clear
I stepped into Starbucks she said we would meet here
I waited and waited imagined her naked my coffee turned cold and the flowers were wasted
She totally ditched me and Starbucks was closing
Pissed off I came home at 4 in the morning
And then I checked Facebook

Long story Short
This girl was a fake
Her profile was gone and some perv had his way
I wish I knew who you were
Mad 'till this day
I'd still break your face