Puberty

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lyrics

Never made it past Puberty
Never grew hair on my balls
I ask myself what's wrong with me
I play Pokémon everytime Dylan calls

Yo, this is Dylan calling
Why don't you come over to my place
We can Play Pokémon
I got Pokémon Stadium on my N64
We can go for a trade, yeah

Check that link-cable
Still rockin' them original editions red and blue
151 Pokémon, gotta catch 'am all
So get your ugly ass over here
Gotta evolve that Graveler
Steven. come on, yeah, yeah

Never made it past Puberty
Never grew hair on my balls
I ask myself what's wrong with me
I play Pokémon everytime Dylan calls

I went to see the doctor
So what'd he say?
He said: "What do you need?"
Uh-huh
I said: "I need some hair on my balls."
Sure do.
And a fanny to deposit my seed

Yeah
Listen

You need a girl that's on a higher level
Someone who takes the blame
And won't roll her eyes when you play video games
Someone who brings countless efforts
To keep you guys together
Whatever
It's bad enough to get through this shitty weather
But it will turn for the better when you finally score
And then you want some more
That's what you need them hoes for
But hoes want money and for money you need a job
But all jobs suck
So bring that one hot cousin to prom
Make them bitches jealous
And you'll get it on
So there you go
Have fun for one night
And nine months later you'll get confirmation of paternity
So these are the basic lessons you learn in puberty

Puberty
Puberty
Puberty

Yeah, Dylan out.

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from Rabunkenparty, released November 20, 2016

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